hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.